sabrina the teenage witch season 2 episode 7 part 3

SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH SEASON 2 EPISODE 7 PART 3 FULL

Naturally this means a dopey time-suck of a cheer routine that is also, of course, a musical number.

The witches are too old and that sort of thing would kill them, but Brina knows a young, peppy source of energy, and apparently it doesn’t matter that they’re mortal: the cheerleading squad. In order to get Sabrina the powers she needs, Ambrose has the idea of doing a siphoning spell - sort of like mooching off someone else’s Wi-Fi, but for magic.

I assumed they were going to be scattered around, but they’re all in a little bundle, so at least one thing about this quest is easier than anticipated. The contest has to be seen through to the end, which means Caliban and Sabrina have one more match-up left: to collect Judas’s 30 pieces of silver. (Lilith: “Oh, this should be good.” This line reading! Perfection!) Of course he is wearing that open vest so everyone can see his abs. In hell, Lucifer is addressing his minions and Caliban strolls in. Roz has a vision about Harvey and Sabrina, and Harvey - who, again, is shirtless for this conversation - accidentally reveals that his declaration of love for Roz didn’t pass Aphrodite’s smell test.

SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH SEASON 2 EPISODE 7 PART 3 FULL

All the teens who do not make haste and hook up are going to be full of regret when this episode is over. I have to say that “there’s going to be a virgin sacrifice” is SUCH a good reason to have sex. He reveals that he’s (1) ripped, and (2) a hobgoblin, cute! He can run extremely fast and his ears are pointy, and at least one of those things will turn out to be quite useful. In Theo’s room, Robin is here to provide even more shirtlessness. (Those twins have been kidnapped a lot in this series.) He knows about the secret tunnels they can use to break in and kill those visiting witches while they sleep, and in exchange, he wants an assist getting his twins back. This buys her some time - he’s not going to kill her until that baby is born healthy - and Lilith suggests he use this window of opportunity to “sort out the mess your daughter’s made in hell.” Summon the infernal court, because daddy’s home!īlackwood has taken his bulletproof body to the carnival, where he tells the pagans that all he wants is for everyone in the Church of Night to die. She says she knows it’s a boy because what she really knows is how hot and bothered that information will make Lucifer. (Truly the grossest way to describe what happened but those are Lilith’s words!) Lilith is pregnant with Satan’s baby.

Lilith is awaiting him in the parlor, just catching him up on everything he missed while he was sleeping: She gave Blackwood the mark of Cain, so he can’t be killed (sounds handy why doesn’t she ever hook Sabrina up with one of those? Also why can’t she give one to herself?) and in exchange for that magic, Blackwood gave Lilith Lucifer’s seed.

Lucifer is back in his body, completely naked, because when this show commits to a bit and the bit is male nudity, it DELIVERS. Meanwhile in the land of the living, there’s a banshee howling outside the Spellman house, which probably doesn’t mean anything bad! Or it’s an omen that someone is going to die soon, one or the other. Mambo Marie is tending to Zelda, because on top of all her other skills I guess she is also a surgeon? Zelda’s soul is hovering between the land of the dead and the living, and in that soft-focus world, she gets some quality sibling bonding time with Hilda and Edward, Sabrina’s dad, who takes them on a leisurely stroll down memory lane, pointing Zelda in the direction of information that will save her coven but not actually just up and TELLING her what to do, for reasons. Even Brina’s parents are always popping up in ghost form to weigh in on something or give infuriatingly vague guidance on a matter when time is of the essence and the fate of the cosmos may hang in the balance. It would all be quite alarming, but because we’re in a magical place it’s very hard to tell how hung up one is supposed to get on any of these deaths people don’t really seem to stay dead in Greendale. So many murders, and of so many varieties! Pagan pollination ritual, semi-crucifixion by giant haunted tree, stabbing, skewering.

Sabrina the teenage witch season 2 episode 7 part 3